Twitter Stories: 'My neighbour is a pastor and a disgrace to all Igbo indigenes' - Man shares hilarious thread

 Twitter user @otunbakush shared this very hilarious thread on a war that went down at his house between himself and his Igbo neighbor. According to him, 'not all Igbo are bad but this one is a pastor and a disgrace to all Igbo indigins. I'm the night crawler of my compound I enter my house latest 11pm or 12am, and na me dey always park for back...' Follow the hilarious thread below...There is a war currently going on inside my compound, BTW me nd my Igbo neighbor, not all Igbo are bad but this one is a pastor and a disgrace to all Igbo indigins.I'm the night crawler of my compound I enter my house latest 11pm or 12am, and na me dey always park 4 bkTread— àgò Óùkòò (@Otunbakush) July 29, 2018So, he leaves home early to work around 4:30/5am, whereas he will come and bang my door to reverse out, I will always oblige as its normal thing to do, so Thursday night I came home early, he parked behind me, I had a meeting to attend d next day, I had to leave early..— àgò Óùkòò (@Otunbakush) July 29, 2018I went to his door to knock, baba no even gree answer me, the security guy called his phone he shouted at him, that why are we distrubing him, baba no answer me, very painful, I took public bus and okada to where I was going, I came back home, later saw him just greeted...— àgò Óùkòò (@Otunbakush) July 29, 2018and left, he didn't even apologize or sought, so yesterday parked behind as usual, this morning he was suppose to go to church, he came to knock, I came outside, around 5am, carry my bicycle and rode it down a frnds place, baba dey vex and e dey furious, I had to do my own bk— àgò Óùkòò (@Otunbakush) July 29, 2018He go church o, e no go oo, d thing no consign me, I came back now and baba dey form Bruce Lee, he wantu fight, like u wanna fight someone from Ekiti, baba I go beat u like pikin, to make matter worst our security dey use ham laugh, a whole pastor behaving like that— àgò Óùkòò (@Otunbakush) July 29, 2018Well I made it known he started it, and na only landlord go fit settle this fight, tomorrow Monday I'm still waiting to do it again, i go enter house today around 1am, I swear d guy go beg last last lol— àgò Óùkòò (@Otunbakush) July 29, 2018Update, Update, oga pastor Don go call police for me... Says I threatened his life.... Tueh... pic.twitter.com/9Evov4grUm— àgò Óùkòò (@Otunbakush) July 29, 2018Update Update, baba iya eyan... I Don reach house and guess what... My neighbor Don park for front.... Heheheh... I have carefully position my motor behind his car, Una go need help us call 911 tomorrow ...Somebody's daddy will cry tomorrow morning....— àgò Óùkòò (@Otunbakush) July 29, 2018Update Update Update Update, see their miss calls...at this moment I turned off my phone, this man bang my door Sote, I started hearing Onyiochi, iberibe, his wife rained early morning curse Jesus... Eeeh my neighbor no carry car go work ooo,... Currently landlord dey around pic.twitter.com/qKo7xZtdIs— àgò Óùkòò (@Otunbakush) July 30, 2018This man wanted to die this morning, I was just laughing Codedly inside my room, I no even make one noise, I heard something in Igbo that he don off him phone, hehehehe, my landlord na Igbo man also, he is just laughing here, like I dey craze ooo, I should have picked his call— àgò Óùkòò (@Otunbakush) July 30, 2018Mr Jerry's Toyota Camry is right inside d compound, no going out today, when 2 Nak, i go commot for house... LMAO... I must win this war By fire— àgò Óùkòò (@Otunbakush) July 30, 2018Guys pls what's Ekwensu na pogi abi wetin she dey talk self.....— àgò Óùkòò (@Otunbakush) July 30, 2018Small update, guys pls what's Nzuzu Nzuzu in English, I'm going on my own jejely and d Mr Jerry's wife said Nzuzu Nzuzu, probably she's just saying her own— àgò Óùkòò (@Otunbakush) July 30, 2018How can somebody call me Nzuzu Nzuzu this hot Monday Afternoon, someone said Stupidity another one said Mumu what ever it may b na Big insult b that mehn...— àgò Óùkòò (@Otunbakush) July 30, 2018Oya guys while waiting for Update, let's use this comment section to help each others hustle... Reply with what u do let's help each other out...This place na for advert— àgò Óùkòò (@Otunbakush) July 30, 2018pic.twitter.com/ATzsY5KLVe— àgò Óùkòò (@Otunbakush) July 30, 2018Update Update Update, baba iyaeyan...Mr Jerry is back, I dey outside when e came with okada, I greeted the okada man how far, he responded greeted Mr Jerry he didnur answer, u guys noticed I went offline, police from Area M came, I called landlord he met us there..— àgò Óùkòò (@Otunbakush) July 30, 2018Pastor has rope me for station, say I smoke Igbo and I'm a nuisance to the street, he said I threatened him, to beat him up, bla bla bla, IPO heard d case the woman was practically laughing her name is (Mary) she said we should come to an agreement, bla bla bla— àgò Óùkòò (@Otunbakush) July 30, 2018Aunty Mary said why didnt I move my car, told her it wasn't working this morning, cold was catching it o, the woman just dey laugh, last last dem chase everybody go house, we dey house now and fight still dey continue, pastor said I'm a lunatic, a stupid jobless boy— àgò Óùkòò (@Otunbakush) July 30, 2018Landlord said oya AY, reverse out, I Don finally reverse and pastor has decided to block the gate entrance with is car, the wife said I'm ANUMANU, pls what does it mean Biko, me self Don park block gate from outside, since he want it that way..... Well pastor has entered is flat— àgò Óùkòò (@Otunbakush) July 30, 2018I have been knocking his door since the wife just shouting in Igbo, I don't even understand Jackshit lol, but they are yabbing me, I was just shouting NZUZU NZUZU, Ekwensu na pogi, only thing I remember, the husband heard that, he's furious, I told him, u no go carry car go work pic.twitter.com/nD4KD9ErWX— àgò Óùkòò (@Otunbakush) July 30, 2018Tomorrow, baba thought I'm joking again, I just carry empty traveling bag, form fake phone call to a frnd, "Hafa, u dey Ajah abi I dey come this night", pastor could not talk o, 5mins ago he said, I should come he should talk to me like a father to a son LMAO.. pic.twitter.com/YmrwdpXlWO— àgò Óùkòò (@Otunbakush) July 30, 2018Mr Jerry Don quote bible verse o.. "Respect your father and your mother so that your days may n long" told him my mama and Papa know say I get respect, he said it doesn't implie to them alone that, also your elders, today him ok, we don settle oooo everybody.— àgò Óùkòò (@Otunbakush) July 30, 2018Pastor gave me one free Big Coke as compensation drink lol, well I have moved my car inside, so he can park behind me, so landlord brough out Elliott Drink we should use coke and mix with my Other Neighbor upstairs lol, everybody I WON OOOOOOOO.— àgò Óùkòò (@Otunbakush) July 30, 2018will look for a day to back infront so I will wake him around 4am, if Mr Jerry no answer me again.. He should just forget about driving his car to work for 1month cos I go just park commot the four tires leave ham there I'm a Yoruba fine boy lol.. I get craze from Ekiti. Bye bye— àgò Óùkòò (@Otunbakush) July 30, 2018For the Record, I guess Lagos humbled MR. Jerry, he came back looking dirty and dusty, all those public bus for Don show ham wella, he couldn't take the risk of going out without is car tomorrow...Thank y'all for following my tread...Free beer for everybody pic.twitter.com/qEdClIVUyk— àgò Óùkòò (@Otunbakush) July 30, 2018While y'all are here... Kindly help me RT my pinned tweet..Oya hit me..Tiank u pic.twitter.com/3zu3s9tFm9— àgò Óùkòò (@Otunbakush) July 30, 2018The post Twitter Stories: 'My neighbour is a pastor and a disgrace to all Igbo indigenes' - Man shares hilarious thread appeared first on Linda Ikeji Blog.